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by Josh Cincinnati

Mostly tech satire. Occasionally not.

Gone West, to Grow with Crypto

There’s cryptocurrency in them idyllic SF hills

A16Z Insolvent After Software Crashes Annual All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

It ate fucking everything, said Andreessen

Lenovo Under Sustained Man in Middle Management Attack

Bureaucratic decision-making has compromised compromise

Study Finds 1% of Deflategate-Directed Cognitive Output Could End Poverty

Effort put into study itself could have cured malaria

Minimalist Socialism through Cryptocurrency

A proposed framework for a voluntary Star Trek economy

I Googled This Way of Attacking Problems

How common sense and survivorship bias generate lots of clicks

Coinbase Unveils Tip Button and I Squee With Excitement

Microtips to the rescue!

CDC Blames Slow Ebola Response on Unchecked Computer Virus

Virus repeatedly escapes containment on CDC’s predominantly Windows XP-based network

Ahead of Special Event, Apple Unveils Find Celebrities' Private Photos Feature

New product portends Apple’s expansion into new entertainment vertical, disregard for privacy

In Too Deep with Google Depth Maps and Golang

Modern art or half-assed depth map visualization? You decide.

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